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(Source: jasonnywithnochance)

I love maths. Maths is clean and constant, maths is reliable, maths has rules that allow us to work things out. Maths is a simple matter of right and wrong. Maths does not have moods. Two plus two will never wake up in a shitty mood and decide to be five just to upset all the other numbers.

Jon Richardson (via jojester)

been scrolling through my archive for an hour and a half just to find this quote

(via crystalc4stle)
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary